An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
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I love Thanksgiving. It’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. – Arnold Schwarzenegger
I love Thanksgiving. It’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
An editor is someone who separates the wheat from the chaff and then prints the chaff. – Adlai Stevenson
An editor is someone who separates the wheat from the chaff and then prints the chaff.
I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member. – Groucho Marx
I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member.
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run…
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There’s also a negative side.
Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of saying a simple thing in a simple way. – Marcel Proust
Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of saying a simple thing in a simple way.
Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course…
Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course.
Just the omission of Jane Austen’s books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t…
Just the omission of Jane Austen’s books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t a book in it.
I had a dream the other night. I dreamed that Jimmy Carter came to me and asked why I wanted his job. I told…
I had a dream the other night. I dreamed that Jimmy Carter came to me and asked why I wanted his job. I told him I didn’t want his job. I want to be President.
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. – Dan Quayle
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. – Winston Churchill
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called ’walking.’ – George W. Bush
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called ’walking.’
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