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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable. – Fran Lebowitz
Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
I don’t care what is written about me, so long as it isn’t true. – Dorothy Parker
I don’t care what is written about me, so long as it isn’t true.
What I just said is the fundamental, end-all, final, not-subject-to-opinion absolute truth, depending on…
What I just said is the fundamental, end-all, final, not-subject-to-opinion absolute truth, depending on where you’re standing.
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive. – Samuel Goldwyn
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. – Douglas Adams
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
Please, if you ever see me getting beaten up by the police, please put your video camera down and help me.…
Please, if you ever see me getting beaten up by the police, please put your video camera down and help me.
Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don’t eat pork. I’m sorry, what was that last one? Don’t…
Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don’t eat pork. I’m sorry, what was that last one? Don’t eat pork? Is that the word of God, or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a…
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
Stand-up comedy is transient. History shows that you can stand up for so long; after that, you’re asked to…
Stand-up comedy is transient. History shows that you can stand up for so long; after that, you’re asked to sit down.
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles Schulz
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
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