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It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.…
It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. – Mark Twain
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. – Mark Twain
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Just the omission of Jane Austen’s books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t…
Just the omission of Jane Austen’s books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t a book in it.
I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Suppose you were an idiot…and suppose you were a member of Congress…but I repeat myself. – Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot…and suppose you were a member of Congress…but I repeat myself.
The problem is not that we have too many fools, it’s that the lightning isn’t distributed right. – Mark Twain
The problem is not that we have too many fools, it’s that the lightning isn’t distributed right.
Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt. – Mark Twain
Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.
I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.…
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.

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