All posts tagged The Simpsons

If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

What is a wedding? Webster’s dictionary defines a wedding as ’the process of removing weeds from one’s garden.’

I’m not popular enough to be different.

Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.

Haven’t you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What’s-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn’t hear anybody laughing! Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom! Beep! Honk! Honk! Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!

If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead?

English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England.

Look, all I’m saying is, if these big stars didn’t want people going through their garbage and saying they’re gay, then they shouldn’t have tried to express themselves creatively.

When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie — Police Academy.